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April 2013
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How to blow a bubble:
shattered-mirr0rs:
thebestlolz:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do...
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March 2013
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Lemons and life
When life gives you lemons, smash them and make sure it doesn’t ever happen again!
People like to fuck around a lot. Say shit, not mean it. Yeah, fuck that.
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Florida
Florida, get it together! This weather is the coldest in North America! It must be! I could have stayed in Boston for this nonsense! It’s cold enough to snow, and if that happens, most of these people here will in fact die!
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February 2013
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Super Bowl *yawn*
The super bowl is sooo boring…. Betty White’s “Off their Rockers” is so much better.
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January 2013
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